Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to Barry and all the great PUPPIANS.
I wish you all a happy life.
I wish you all a happy life.
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Even to Bugman when he says 'Humbug'
in his best scroogian accent?
Of course.
Even those who don't celebrate Christmas?
(for example The Grinch, Buddhists and Sith)
Of course.
Happy Christmas One and All
It is important to remember the Spirit of Christmas
Which for me is probably Drambuie, Advocat or Baileys
I think I might have to make an egg nog
- which I am not sure what it is - but is probably delicious.
However for those who feel the Spirit is something more
than an intoxicant - I wonder what it is?
I have lit a candle and put on incense.
Maybe I will do something gratuitously kind.
More clues welcome
Whilst we await that - a joke:
in his best scroogian accent?
Of course.
Even those who don't celebrate Christmas?
(for example The Grinch, Buddhists and Sith)
Of course.
Happy Christmas One and All
It is important to remember the Spirit of Christmas
Which for me is probably Drambuie, Advocat or Baileys
I think I might have to make an egg nog
- which I am not sure what it is - but is probably delicious.
However for those who feel the Spirit is something more
than an intoxicant - I wonder what it is?
I have lit a candle and put on incense.
Maybe I will do something gratuitously kind.
More clues welcome
Whilst we await that - a joke:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this Holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "they're bells.
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
Christmas
Merry CHRISTMAS. Happy holidays
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season's greetings?
"Mele Kalikimaka"! (plus "Hau'oli Makahiki Hou")Dave Barry wrote:In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'
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Merry Christmas Many Happy New Years
Merry Christmas Many Happy New Years
Sorry for accidentally opening a new post with the same message.
Yes yes Nancy is getting old ..
Sorry for accidentally opening a new post with the same message.
Yes yes Nancy is getting old ..
An artificial tree and ornaments, while quite nice, consumejason.b.c wrote:rjbrewer wrote:There's always "Festivus" for the rest of us.
valuable closet space in the off season.
A "Festivus pole" requires no adornment and serves double-
duty as a closet rod after the holidays.
It's also impervious to climbing cats.
http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm
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rjbrewer wrote:jason.b.c wrote:An artificial tree and ornaments, while quite nice, consumerjbrewer wrote:There's always "Festivus" for the rest of us.
valuable closet space in the off season.
A "Festivus pole" requires no adornment and serves double-
duty as a closet rod after the holidays.
It's also impervious to climbing cats.
http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm
Oh,..yes, yes!! That looks just great. And if we feel quite in the mood to celebrate even more,....the pole could perhaps also qualify for something in the area of (shall we say) "pole-dancing"....???? .... Just saying.
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