Canadian puck smuggler apprehended
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Canadian puck smuggler apprehended
He smuggled $165.000 worth of gold pucks from his workplace at the mint in his rectum.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ot ... -1.3843169
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ot ... -1.3843169
Oh, yeah, well, alright
We're jammin'
I want to jam it with you
We're jammin', jammin'
And I hope you like jammin' too
Ain't no rules, ain't no vow
We can do it anyhow
I and I will see you through
Cause every day we pay the price
With a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through
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For life is worth much more than gold
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Once that song gets into your head its hard to shake.rokytnji wrote:
Oh, yeah, well, alright
We're jammin'
I want to jam it with you
We're jammin', jammin'
And I hope you like jammin' too
Ain't no rules, ain't no vow
We can do it anyhow
I and I will see you through
Cause every day we pay the price
With a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through
<snip>
For life is worth much more than gold
Kinda like "Don't worry, be happy"
Re: Canadian puck smuggler apprehended
Rectum?? Damn near killed 'im !!perdido wrote:He smuggled $165.000 worth of gold pucks from his workplace at the mint in his rectum.
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"customs agents at Hyderabad’s Rajiv Gandhi airport became suspicious after the man was spotted walking in an odd manner"Burn_IT wrote:Not all in one go!!
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/766 ... rt-Sajilal
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Customs officials find gold inside 45-year-old man after noticing his ‘suspicious movements’ at Colombo airport
Sri Lankan arrested for trying to smuggle 1kg of gold in his rectum
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... bo-airport
We don't need no stinking badges...err...suitcases.
Sri Lankan arrested for trying to smuggle 1kg of gold in his rectum
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... bo-airport
We don't need no stinking badges...err...suitcases.
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Fake gold bars from the Canada mint.
"This Could Be Huge": Gold Bar Certified By Royal Canadian Mint Exposed As Fake
Same mint where a Canadian Mint Employee Allegedly Smuggled $140,000 Of Gold Inside His Rectum
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"This Could Be Huge": Gold Bar Certified By Royal Canadian Mint Exposed As Fake
Same mint where a Canadian Mint Employee Allegedly Smuggled $140,000 Of Gold Inside His Rectum
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There's gold in the bowels of the earth just waiting to get scooped out.
Tourists caught smuggling gold into Japan inside their rectums
Lure them in and confiscate their bling-bling. If its good enough for Sir Paul Mccartney then its good enough for any body. God save the queen!
Coming to the point on the bling-bling tax.
"Here's one for you nineteen for me", all forgotten aboutonce knighted by those that confiscate.
Sid Vicious he is not, but I bet they looked in all his crevices.
Tourists caught smuggling gold into Japan inside their rectums
Lure them in and confiscate their bling-bling. If its good enough for Sir Paul Mccartney then its good enough for any body. God save the queen!
Coming to the point on the bling-bling tax.
"Here's one for you nineteen for me", all forgotten aboutonce knighted by those that confiscate.
Sid Vicious he is not, but I bet they looked in all his crevices.
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