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#21 Post by drunkjedi »

WIckedWitch wrote:I've heard of a mint with a hole but never a mint up a hole.
Long time ago I read a autobiographical book called Papillon.
The prisoners kept all their valuables in a charger (a hollow metal cylinder which was lodged in the rectum; it has also been called a plan).
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#22 Post by musher0 »

WIckedWitch wrote:I've heard of a mint with a hole but never a mint up a hole.
Aaaaaaaaaah, WickedWitch. You should work on your humor !!!
You are not funny!!! (ROFL, though!)
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#23 Post by 8Geee »

Hmmm... Golden Turd Darwin Award winners?
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#24 Post by WIckedWitch »

musher0 wrote:
WIckedWitch wrote:I've heard of a mint with a hole but never a mint up a hole.
Aaaaaaaaaah, WickedWitch. You should work on your humor !!!
You are not funny!!! (ROFL, though!)
Wasn't quite sure whether non-Brits would get it. We have a peppermint sweet (candy) in the UK called "Polo". It is torus-shaped, and was once advertised as "the mint with the hole"

I will, however, plead guilty to having a pretty scatological sense of humour - it comes of having read Rabelais. While owning up to this, I would also like the following offence be taken into consideration:

Did you hear about the constipated crossword addict? He was stumped for an hour trying to get one down.

I beg the court for leniency.
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#25 Post by Burn_IT »

You failed to put that one across!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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#26 Post by WIckedWitch »

Burn_IT wrote:You failed to put that one across!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
This thread is rapidly descending into the bowels of the earth!
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#27 Post by Burn_IT »

Down T'in mines???
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#28 Post by WIckedWitch »

:shock: (speechless)
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#29 Post by greengeek »

WIckedWitch wrote: Did you hear about the constipated crossword addict? He got stuck for an hour trying to get one down.
I suppose you heard the one about the constipated accountant? Had to work it out with a pencil.
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#30 Post by WIckedWitch »

greengeek wrote:
WIckedWitch wrote: Did you hear about the constipated crossword addict? He got stuck for an hour trying to get one down.
I suppose you heard the one about the constipated accountant? Had to work it out with a pencil.
:twisted:
It's less painful than using a calculator.
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#31 Post by perdido »

Chinese Woman Arrested At Delhi Airport For Smuggling Gold In Rectum
Whole story at link
https://www.ndtv.com/delhi-news/chinese ... um-2160365

Exerpt:
New Delhi:
A Chinese woman has been arrested by the customs officials for allegedly trying to smuggle gold into the country by concealing it in her rectum, an official statement said on Tuesday.
The accused was intercepted after her arrival at the Indira Gandhi International Airport from Chengdu in China on Sunday.
"Customs officers recovered six dome shaped pieces of gold collectively weighing 1.2 kg that were brought by her concealed in her body," Jayant Sahay, Additional Commissioner of Customs at the airport said in the statement.
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They had to go mining for her gold.

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#32 Post by tallboy »

Imagine the incredible mental pressure for the poor woman, as she constantly reminded her self: 'Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart....' :lol:
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