The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has rolled out a new initiative calling for inventors to pitch ideas for a condom that wouldn't decrease sexual pleasure. 'It may seem like a small thing, but it prevents people from using them consistently,' a foundation official says.
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Maybe coat them with a substance that irritates the stomach, causing swallowers to vomit them up. Maybe some irritant or anesthetic on the inside to reduce sensation. But i fear with those mean hearted would resort to being too rough (ie pumping harder) to produce the desired effect.jpeps wrote:Maybe Bill can make them edible
"McNasty! Chicago toddler hospitalized after mother says he ate used condom found in McDonald’s playground"
maybe a mysterious leporesy that infects the male genetalia that cant 100% percent positively with out question be linked to the new 'dom and that takes hold in the form of a nasty rot/ infection some months later.
If it works then there wouldnt be anything left to fit a 'dom too.
Other than that then maybe some doctors could be persuaded to accidently be too aggressive when doing circumcisions.
Ofcause there would be the attempt of condom wearing people to try and gain public support for a search into the causes of the mysterious phallus dropping off issue. So the idea is to discredit the sufferers. Make things like sex toys/ dolls etc be especially toxic and the illness takes effect much quicker so the "rot" can be linked conclusively to the use of such things.
The populace wouldnt mourn the passing of random phalluii if the people owning said "ding a dling" where too afraid to report their illness and or the public would shun the illness in general because of its evident link to perverted behavior and sextra curricular activities. It would probably be a good move to include an inactive form of the bacteria or virus or whatever in common fast food so that trace amounts wouldnt make the eater sick but small amounts of the inactive culprit could be found in the stools and or urine and or the poopshoot and phallus etc.
There could be an advertising campaign targeted at the medical profession
telling them that this new bacteria/ virus is actually active and must have been contracted by unprotected sexual activity. This would further deceive the public into thinking that the condoms must be used to prevent transmission.
Basicly the entire public would be infected and this could be used to blackmail anyone whenever the medical profession, at the order of the government wanted to. Ofcause testing would be expensive and never at the order of the patient but only at the option of the doctor and or the government. There could be a government rebate for the entire amount of the testing fee whenever the test is administered but only payable to the medical professional doing the test and never the patient. This will prevent the main part of the general public from realizing that infact everyone is infected with the inactive bacteria or virus which the public believes to be the active form.
A bonus to all this is that it could be claimed that the new infection is not killed by normal sewage or drinking water/ grey water treatment and extra taxes must be paid by the populace to keep them safe or an outbreak could be declared at any opportune time by the government for whatever reason.
Sounds like the joke by the vulgar Scottish Comedian Frankie Boyle ...sickgut wrote:... anesthetic on the inside to reduce sensation.
Frankie Boyle wrote:They’ve bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they’ve put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don’t have to wake anybody up!
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It couldn't be called 'Microsoft'. Macrohard, maybe.
You wouldn't own it, just licenced to use it.
Not upgradeable. Phones home. Back door. Spyware.
SMILE, you are on Candid Condom.
Instead of preventing viruses, it would be a virus magnet.
There would be many current versions, according to size.
Macrohard Condom 8 would be towards the upper end.
Nobody would want to pirate it.
And of course, you could only install it on one 'machine' at a time.
You wouldn't own it, just licenced to use it.
Not upgradeable. Phones home. Back door. Spyware.
SMILE, you are on Candid Condom.
Instead of preventing viruses, it would be a virus magnet.
There would be many current versions, according to size.
Macrohard Condom 8 would be towards the upper end.
Nobody would want to pirate it.
And of course, you could only install it on one 'machine' at a time.