Three ways to levitate a magic carpet

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aarf · #1 Post by **aarf** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 05:43

No? well how about a frog

Lobster · #2 Post by **Lobster** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 05:54

The magic carpet is in fact the prayer rug used by Moslems
just as the lotus that the Buddha sits on is a base (lotus posture)

Flying is an internal process, unless using British Airways.

The frog story has been reported on tmxxine.com
as anti-gravity (or rather gravity distortion) is fundamental
to distorting time. After all one of the effects of FTL (Faster Than Light) travel is an increase in mass - something that needs to be countered . . .

We live in a multiverse. Strange in its possibilities

Thanks for the info on frog levity

aarf · #3 Post by **aarf** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 08:12

FTL (Faster Than Light) travel is an increase in mass - something that needs to be countered

so this is your excuse for being a FAT lobster?
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more here

pigshed · #4 Post by **pigshed** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 09:57

Don't you use inertia damping ?

aarf · #5 Post by **aarf** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:22

pigshed wrote:Don't you use inertia damping ?

does that stop you from getting FAT, or stop you from levitating, or sop you from getting FAT while you are levitating, or alllll five of the above?

#6 Post by **ttuuxxx** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:32

I've had dreams about levitating, ever since I've been a kid, must had the same dream about 50 times, where if I close my eye and think real hard, I could levitate. But then I wake and figure it was just a dream

ttuuxxx

pigshed · #7 Post by **pigshed** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:24

At least your subconscious mind is good enough to bring you back to earth in a safe place before it lets you leave....

Lobster can't be fat - I didn't think lobsters carried fat ? He may have used the power of his mind to re-arrange some of his muscle bulk to appear in a softer, more rounded fatty style, so as to more closely externally resemble a Buddha stereotypical form to more easily spread the transdimensional word.

aarf · #8 Post by **aarf** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:50

pigshed wrote: Lobster can't be fat - I didn't think lobsters carried fat ? He may have used the power of his mind to re-arrange some of his muscle bulk to appear in a softer, more rounded fatty style, so as to more closely externally resemble a Buddha stereotypical form to more easily spread the transdimensional word.

or he could have just been eating too may pigs.

aarf · #9 Post by **aarf** » Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:07

hey pigshed why not transcended over to my shopping trolley and after we get onto the same psychic plain I'll introduce you to the art of low energy frog levitation.

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